Joke Time!🤣😒🙄

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      Heya! This post is all about jokes.🤣


Joke #1

Q: Who was the youngest person in the bible to use bad language?


A: Job. He cursed the day he was born.



Joke #2

Q: Who is Brandon Lake's cousin?


A: Brent Rivera



Joke #3

(This one is a two part joke)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?


A: To get to the other side.


Q: So why did Moses lead GOD's people across the red sea?


A: To get to the other side.



Joke #4

Nique drew a picture and showed it to his mom. She smiled and said, "Unique!" Nique nodded. "I am. Now what do you think of my picture?"



Joke #5

I just wasted your time.


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